In with the new, out with the old.
With the New Year, we expect new ideas and exciting prospects in the food and hospitality industry. It also means good riddance to stale trends and tired ploys. Here are a few things I would like to see less of in 2024:
1. Alternative proteins
The results do resemble, and almost taste like, the real thing. But does anyone really like or want it? As a meat eater, if I’m taking a break from beef I’m not going to order imitation beef. I’ll just get aubergine Parmesan.
Most fake animal proteins are also highly processed and full of sodium. If you think they’re a healthy option, think again.
Why the entire menu changes every two weeks at Chef Tam’s Seasons in Macau
Why the entire menu changes every two weeks at Chef Tam’s Seasons in Macau
2. Four-hands dinners
Yes, menu collaborations between top chefs always feel interesting and special. But the reality is, cooks are consolidating for events because restaurants are having trouble finding patrons. They need to generate buzz, come up with gimmicks, and conjure any kind of magic to put bums on seats.
3. Tired of truffles
Not any more. Now every burger shack, deep-fryer stall, and pretentious cha chaan teng can add a dash of truffle oil to “elevate” their mash potato, egg sandwich and fried rice.
Worse, when its intense aroma becomes ubiquitous – multicourse truffle tasting menu? No thanks – it can become unbearable. Some things are just better in moderation.
4. Let’s (not) get loud
A lot of chefs secretly want to be rock stars. They got the piercings, tattoos, and try to make their place a hip hang-out. Mostly, they show off their musical cred with curated playlists, cranked to the proverbial 11 on the speaker.
I love G-funk grooves, Rage Against The Machine riffs, and rude boy riddims as much as anyone, but I DON’T NEED TO HAVE IT BLASTED AT MAXIMUM VOLUME during dinner. It’s especially annoying if the meal was supposed to be convivial and I can’t even hear a friend ask for the salt.
5. Eating on stools (or lounge sofas)
As an example of form over function, high stools and low sofas don’t belong in proper eating establishments. I’m sure designers think they look cool and give any space a different spatial dimension, but for many customers, they are uncomfortable as hell.
Unless you’re a giant, no one likes climbing up to sit on a high stool. The worst is when your legs end up dangling in mid air. As for soft couches, do you lean forward or lie back on them during a meal? It’s just an impossible setting for real adults to enjoy a proper meal.
6. Tomahawk steaks
It’s 2024. Enough of this novelty, showboating cut of beef. It’s basically a rib-eye with the extended bone attached. For that privilege, you get to pay an extra 30 per cent on your bill.
When it gained popularity in the early 2000s, it was a fun spectacle. Now it’s banal Instagram fodder. Unless you’re saving the bone for a German shepherd at home, there’s no good reason for anyone wanting the full Tomahawk.